Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
