You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear