These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"