I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
Probably God, personally delivering a plague
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
