I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it
