Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high