Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet