Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother