Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?