I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
