Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet