Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it