Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home