Ahhh, Home Sweet Hell
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
