My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work