My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat