My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"