My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal