Greeting Vultures!
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
