Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes