Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk