Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!