Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her