Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench