Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror