I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
