Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time