Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk