Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!