Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door
