You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror