You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet