I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling