I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother