I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
