I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
