I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
