I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done