I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
A man's home is his coffin
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?