A man's home is his coffin
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
