Today is the first day of the end of your life
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
