Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
