I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
