I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
