For years I didn't think women had heads
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand