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I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

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I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

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That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!

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