I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass