I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?