I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one