I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here