I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother