I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap