Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!