Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
