Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
