Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
