I was driving home. God knows why
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
