I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
