I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
