Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
