I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
