I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
