I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
