I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
We're married Peg, we can't be friends
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.