I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date