I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.