I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"