I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave