I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done