I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her