you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass