you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her