you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage