If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.