If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"