If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"