Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
