Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
