If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
