If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
