I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
