If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up