If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother