Try the moon, you'll weight less there
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"