Try the moon, you'll weight less there
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
