It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat