It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
