I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!