I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her