It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
For years I didn't think women had heads
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?