It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
