It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
