Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
