Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
