It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror