It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.