It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home