It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?