It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?