"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
