"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
