"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass