It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
