It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
