It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
