It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
