It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
