Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet