I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
