What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
