Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal