Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?