Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"